WHISTLING BEAUTIFUL

GENTLEWOMAN  is an awesome book written by Enitan Bereola. I believe that every female should read this book and males too. Here are few things i learned from reading the book 1. Overly caring what everyone thinks is the perfect way to live a meaningless life, but lets face it, not caring for yourself and others isn't living at all. 2. Society cannot function without the presence of a lady. First and foremost children come into the world from a lady. 3. When you chase a man, he is running from you. 4. Do not offer the least and expect the most 5. Class cant be purchased, people should be able to tell what you stand for by the way you carry yourself, not the purse you carry. 6. Pretty might open doors but intellect lets you in don't be stuck outside with your pretty ass. 7. Don't take everything personal, sometimes people's problems with you is really their problem with themselves. 8. Don't correct a stranger who mispronounces a word, instead use the w...

Wonders shall never end. I have seen all sorts of foolishness but nothing greater than what i read today on The Telegraph UK. A man spent fifty thousand pounds, about 17 years salary for an average worker, to buy about 99 Iphone 6S  to propose to his girlfriend, and she said NO. Sounds like he got 99 problems and she wont be WON. Dang, that's really cold, truthfully . I don't blame her for rejecting the proposal. 1. How many  phone calls does she want to make with 99 Iphone 6 S? 2.  Why didnt he buy her a ring? Were all 99 phones supposed to ring? 3. After spending fifty thousand pounds on useless gadgets what will their wedding fund be like? 4. After the wedding what will the marriage be built with? Iphones? Please if he didnt have anything better to do with his money, he could have just given it to charity, Not all women are after material possessions especially 99 Iphones. With his dumb mind he could have bought her a car. I need to figure out this individ...

So, last month I took one of those once in a while road trips, I drove to the south from California, it was a 27hr drive to Texas. I had friends to see, actually old classmates and it was fun to see them again. Also my cousin who had just recently moved to Houston. So the route was Tracy The rental car Ford Focus . Los Angeles Financial District night view Cactus in Arizona The border between New Mexico and El Paso Texas In Houston on the way to Sugarland. Still in Houston looking out of the window from the passenger's side. Backroad going to Richmond Texas, looks like those roads on the expressway in Nigerian movies. Wazobia, my lifesaver, about 40mins from the house but i shopped here like i had not seen Naija food in ages. ST Louis Sugar, business partner with garri since long time ago. It actually costs more than regular sugar in the grocery store. El Paso Texas, where the freeway has this co...

I grew up in the time when a child's age was calculated in years. I moved to the United States in my late teens and realized that it was calculated in months until it sounded too much, anything past 24 months is already a pet peeve for me. Why cant you simply say the child is 2? Some say "my daughter is 29 months" i really don't have time to count. Maybe i should tell you my age in months, about 360 months, does that sound appropriate, will your math immediately kick in or would i have to hand you a calculator?I guess i would just look stupid saying so, A lady brought her cute little son to my job,he related well with me and was very observant, i asked  ME:How old is he? WOMAN: He is 17 months There was an awkward silence as i tried to do the mental math in my grey cells which are no longer math accurate, (after college my math skills only applied to counting money) ME: A year and five months. WOMAN: Is that 17 months? I gave her the look, the one tha...

Hello Everyone. My book of short stories is going a free download  October 13th 2014 from 12am - midnight It was published on March 29th last year, a few days after my 29th birthday, hence the name. If you have a kindle or any kindle related apps feel free to download it. There are about 10 unique stories in there I want to give everyone the opportunity of reading it. Please don't forget to share with your friends, enemies and families. Please leave a review let me know what you all think. THE BOOK TWENTY NINE BY LOLA OSENI .

Samsung Galaxy has some very interesting answer to some questions, I was bored and asked my phone some wuestions to get responses and here are the screen shots

If you are not a virgin please don't wear white after Labor Day. I live in an area where the weather can be erratic, The winter starts in December, it rains up till April, summer starts in early May, with this in place how does wearing white after Labor Day affect humanity. It does because two years ago i was about to head out to a night out event in white Capri shorts and my friend said "No white after Labor day hon". How does the rule apply and who started it. Fashion has changed!!! No it hasnt. In all sense of reasoning, wearing white keeps you cooler when it is hot. In most Middle Eastern countries, they mostly wear white to keep them cool, most walls in the house are painted white to keep the house call, it reflects the heat looking at it as Physics student. How does this apply to fashion? Labor Day officially became a federal holiday in 1894. It marked the beginning of the fall season and most people began to change their wardrobes then to darker colored ...